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Acoustic goose on the loose Hoodie

Even cowboys get tummy aches Hoodie

Playing dead inside isn't an option I have bills Hoodie

If you need me I will be lollygagging Hoodie

If I dont turn this into a joke it will destroy me Hoodie

Stay feral raccoon Hoodie

Raccoons just make me happy Hoodie

Acoustic goose on the loose Crewneck

If you need me I will be lollygagging Crewneck

Even cowboys get tummy aches Crewneck

Playing dead inside isn't an option I have bills Crewneck

If I dont turn this into a joke it will destroy me Crewneck

Stay feral raccoon Crewneck

Raccoons just make me happy Crewneck

Pretty unhinged Crewneck

Pretty unhinged Hoodie

I put the boo in boujee Crewneck

I put the boo in boujee Hoodie

Tell me I'm cute Crewneck

Tell me I'm cute Hoodie

Psych ward survivor Crewneck

Psych ward survivor Hoodie

Don't ghost your feelings Crewneck

Don't ghost your feelings Hoodie

Minimum wage maximum rage Crewneck

Minimum wage maximum rage Hoodie

Minimum wage maximum rage

Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions Hoodie

Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions Crewneck

Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions

Capitalism stole my serotonin Hoodie

Capitalism stole my serotonin Crewneck

Capitalism stole my serotonin

Im gonna do it okay but just let me cry first Crewneck

Im gonna do it okay but just let me cry first Hoodie

Im gonna do it okay but just let me cry first

Ho ho holy shit what a year Crewneck

Ho ho holy shit what a year Hoodie

Ho ho holy shit what a year

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars Crewneck

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars Hoodie

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting Crewneck

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting Hoodie

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough Hoodie

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough Crewneck

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough