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Capitalism stole my serotonin Crewneck

Capitalism stole my serotonin

Im gonna do it okay but just let me cry first Crewneck

Im gonna do it okay but just let me cry first Hoodie

Im gonna do it okay but just let me cry first

Ho ho holy shit what a year Crewneck

Ho ho holy shit what a year Hoodie

Ho ho holy shit what a year

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars Crewneck

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars Hoodie

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting Crewneck

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting Hoodie

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough Hoodie

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough Crewneck

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough

Smoke blunts serve cunt Crewneck

Smoke blunts serve cunt Hoodie

Smoke blunts serve cunt

I dont always roll joints but when I do its my ankle Hoodie

I dont always roll joints but when I do its my ankle Crewneck

Warning may contain trauma Crewneck

Warning may contain trauma Hoodie

Warning if approached will trauma dump Hoodie

Warning if approached will trauma dump Crewneck

Im tired of raising my Mom Hoodie

Im tired of raising my Mom Crewneck

Im tired of raising my Mom

Im tired of raising my Dad Hoodie

Im tired of raising my Dad Crewneck

Im tired of raising my Dad

Momma didnt raise no bitch Hoodie

Momma didnt raise no bitch Crewneck

Momma didnt raise no bitch

We witch you a merry christmas Crewneck

We witch you a merry christmas Hoodie

We witch you a merry christmas

Dead inside but its christmas Crewneck

Dead inside but its christmas Hoodie

Dead inside but its christmas

Festive as fuck Crewneck

Festive as fuck Hoodie

Festive as fuck

Ho ho fuckin ho Crewneck

Ho ho fuckin ho Hoodie

Look at me being all festive and shit Crewneck

Look at me being all festive and shit Hoodie