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Festive as fuck

Fake it till you make it

In my feral trash panda era

I inherited trauma not the house

All bite no bark

At my limit

Burning out

Born to read forced to work

I wish all my problems

I got that possum in me

Dead inside but its christmas

On my way to not give a fuck

another day another slay feeling french

Zombie Bear

Born to shit forced to wipe

Underpaid

Born to dilly dally forced to pick up the pace

All monkey no business

If I don't turn this into a joke it will destroy me

Ho ho holy shit what a year

Raccoons just make me happy

Social gathering survivor

Heavily medicated

That dawg in me wants to engage in random acts of tomfoolery

Therapy isn't enough I need to fight my Family

This girl runs on doomscrolling

Good things take time that's why I'm always late

It's beginning to look a lot like

I ho ho hope you took your meds today

Born to slay forced to work

Autistic here I am

Undiagnosed but Im pretty sure

Rotting in bed

i eat soap

Therapy isn't enough I need to fight my Dad

It would be nice to just relax and be cute

Alpha Male Unicorn

I am being crabby please come back later

When I get home you're banned from my minecraft server

Not thoughts empty head

My joints go out more than I do

It's always shitty in migraine city

Even cowboys get tummy aches

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough

Hope they have smut in hell

live laugh lobster

Therapy isn't enough I need to fight my Mom

Born to yap forced to study