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Therapy isn't enough I need to fight my Dad

Therapy isn't enough I need to fight my Mom

Therapy isn't enough I need to fight my Family

Therapy isn't enough I need to fight my Family Crewneck

I'm tired of raising my parents

Sorry santa I've been feral

Put your balls all over me

It's beginning to look a lot like

If I were a bird I'd know who to shit on

Possum christmas Crewneck

Permanently on the naughty list

Santa saw that

Meowy Catmas

Howdy Holidays

Nappy holidays

Spacey christmas

Merry christmas ya filthy animal

Quite fawned of christmas

Hugs for Christmas Hoodie

2 A.M snacks Crewneck

Rollin into the holidays

Dead inside but jolly af

Doing christmas shit

Nothing for you

Sleighin all day tipsy all night

Did you try icing it

Merry scary

Im laying on your present

You should see the size of my sack

Everyone needs a little Christmas

You aint gettin shit Crewneck

On the naughty list and I regret nothing Crewneck

Merry trashmas Hoodie

I ho ho hope you took your meds today Crewneck

Im tired of raising my Mom Hoodie

Momma didnt raise no bitch

Im tired of raising my Dad Crewneck

I dont always roll joints but when I do its my ankle

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting Crewneck

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough

Smoke blunts serve cunt Crewneck

Ho ho holy shit what a year Crewneck

Im gonna do it okay but just let me cry first Hoodie

Warning if approached will trauma dump

Minimum wage maximum rage Crewneck

Tis the seasonal depression

If you need me I will be lollygagging Hoodie