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Capitalism stole my serotonin

Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions

Minimum wage maximum rage

Don't ghost your feelings

Tell me I'm cute

I put the boo in boujee

Pretty unhinged

Raccoons just make me happy

Stay Feral

If I don't turn this into a joke it will destroy me

Playing dead inside isn't an option I have bills

Even cowboys get tummy aches

If you need me I will be lollygagging

Acoustic goose on the loose

The Rizzard

What a beautiful day to rot

On my way to not give a fuck

Duck off

Alpha Male Unicorn

Duck around and find out

Cute feral bitey

Zombie Bear

Social gathering survivor

That dawg in me wants to engage in random acts of tomfoolery

Please be patient I have autism

Cute but anxious

Heavily medicated

Bi sexual and still bi myself

As far as I know I'm delightful

Bat shit crazy

Hold on I'm overstimulated

Be a man-atee

My bitch be yappin'

You just yee'd your last haw

Can't live laugh love

Fake it till you make it

Mentally still at the renaissance

My bitch got ADHD

Let's be more trash can and less trash can't

I'm afraid you've ratted

Ripped from the void forced to be employed

To live is to suffer and boy do I live

This girl runs on doomscrolling

Emotional support rat

Ain't that hard be kind

My Bitch Got Autism

I'm straight up not even having a good time

Born to slay forced to work