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I dont need sex my job fucks me enough Crewneck

I dont need sex my job fucks me enough Hoodie

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting

Surely not every bunny was kung fu fighting Hoodie

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars Hoodie

Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars Crewneck

Warning if approached will trauma dump Crewneck

Warning if approached will trauma dump Hoodie

Warning may contain trauma Hoodie

Warning may contain trauma Crewneck

I dont always roll joints but when I do its my ankle Crewneck

I dont always roll joints but when I do its my ankle Hoodie

Im tired of raising my Mom Crewneck

Im tired of raising my Mom

Im tired of raising my Dad Hoodie

Im tired of raising my Dad

Momma didnt raise no bitch Crewneck

Momma didnt raise no bitch Hoodie

Tis the seasonal depression Hoodie

Tis the seasonal depression Crewneck

Look at me being all festive and shit Hoodie

Look at me being all festive and shit Crewneck

Ho ho fuckin ho Hoodie

Ho ho fuckin ho Crewneck

Festive as fuck Hoodie

Festive as fuck Crewneck

Dead inside but its christmas

Dead inside but its christmas Hoodie

Dead inside but its christmas Crewneck

We witch you a merry christmas

We witch you a merry christmas Hoodie

We witch you a merry christmas Crewneck

I ho ho hope you took your meds today

I ho ho hope you took your meds today Hoodie

You aint gettin shit

You aint gettin shit Hoodie

On the naughty list and I regret nothing

On the naughty list and I regret nothing Hoodie

Merry trashmas

Merry trashmas Crewneck

Im laying on your present Hoodie

You should see the size of my sack Hoodie

Everyone needs a little Christmas crewneck

Everyone needs a little Christmas Hoodie

You should see the size of my sack Crewneck

Im laying on your present Crewneck

So good santa came twice Hoodie

So good santa came twice Crewneck