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Woke up again not thrilled

It is what it is and its autism

Quite fawned of christmas

Look at me being all festive and shit

Capitalism stole my serotonin

Merry trashmas

The Rizzard

Going off the rails

Spacey christmas

Merry christmas ya filthy animal

Hugs for Christmas

2 A.M snacks

So good santa came twice

Rollin into the holidays

Dead inside but jolly af

Doing christmas shit

Nothing for you

Sleighin all day tipsy all night

Did you try icing it

Merry scary

Im laying on your present

You should see the size of my sack

Everyone needs a little Christmas

You aint gettin shit

On the naughty list and I regret nothing

Tis the seasonal depression

Ho ho fuckin ho

We witch you a merry christmas

I put the boo in boujee

Down to frolic

Dont hate me it turns me on

Actually a rat

The Duck

Bearly surivivng not thriving

I gotta piss

I dont have RBF

Last time I woke up it was a bad day

Family tree I took a chainsaw to it

Blow me

Dont worry it sucks in when its cold

Undiagnosed but its all in my head

Diagnosed but my mom says its all in my head

Looking on the bright side hurts my eyes

Not Gods favorite

Personally victomized by my tummy

Dianosed but my dad says its all in my head

Dianosed but theres more

If you find me relatable please seek help