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Born to be whimsical

Burning out

Caffeinated and unmotivated

Emotional support rat

God knew I'd be too powerful if I had regular bowel movements

Womp womp

Live slow die comfy

Mentally sick, physically thicc

Physically pained mentally drained

A bit of a mess but doing my best

Your fate is sealed

On my way to not give a fuck

Diagnosed with y'alltism

When I said I liked it rough I didn't mean my entire life

What a beautiful day to rot

Born to yap forced to study

Outside I'm joking inside I'm croaking

Shimpteresting

Be a man-atee

Bat shit crazy

As far as I know I'm delightful

Heavily medicated

Social gathering survivor

Zombie Bear

Pretty unhinged

Cute feral bitey

Duck off

I put the boo in boujee

Duck around and find out

The Rizzard

Tell me I'm cute

Rotting in bed

Born to read forced to work

I wish all my problems

Born to slay forced to work

Acoustic goose on the loose

If you need me I will be lollygagging

Even cowboys get tummy aches

It would be nice to just relax and be cute

No thoughts head empty

Repent

Autism Shows Up

Well shit

In my feral trash panda era

Frick B get raccs

Busy doing nothing

My Bitch Got BPD

Dazzle 'em or baffle 'em