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Acoustic goose on the loose Crewneck

Psych ward survivor

Festive as fuck

Alpha Male Unicorn Crewneck

Tell me I'm cute

I put the boo in boujee

Pretty unhinged

Raccoons just make me happy

Stay Feral

If I don't turn this into a joke it will destroy me

Playing dead inside isn't an option I have bills

Even cowboys get tummy aches

If you need me I will be lollygagging

Warning may contain trauma

Acoustic goose on the loose

The Rizzard

What a beautiful day to rot

On my way to not give a fuck

Cute feral bitey Crewneck

Duck around and find out Crewneck

Duck off Crewneck

Bat shit crazy Crewneck

Social gathering survivor Hoodie

That dawg in me wants to engage in random acts of tomfoolery

Please be patient I have autism

Zombie Bear

Cute but anxious Hoodie

Heavily medicated Crewneck

Bi sexual and still bi myself

As far as I know I'm delightful

Be a man-atee

My bitch be yappin'

You just yee'd your last haw

Fake it till you make it

To live is to suffer and boy do I live

Mentally still at the renaissance

My bitch got ADHD

Ripped from the void forced to be employed

This girl runs on doomscrolling

Emotional support rat

Ain't that hard be kind

Born to slay forced to work

Can't live laugh love

Born to read forced to work

I wish all my problems

Rotting in bed

The function can't handle my tomfoolery

I am being crabby please come back later