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It is what it is

I'm afraid you've ratted

My Bitch Got Autism

Hold on I'm overstimulated

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Underpaid

Dont worry it sucks in when its cold

Blow me

Undiagnosed but Im pretty sure

Undiagnosed but its all in my head

Diagnosed but my mom says its all in my head

Dianosed but my dad says its all in my head

Dianosed but theres more

If you find me relatable please seek help

I can't complain

Personally victomized by my tummy

Born to fish forced to F

Im in my silly goose era

Not Gods favorite

Looking on the bright side hurts my eyes

Just dont expect a lot from me today

Born to dilly dally forced to pick up the pace

Actually this is my first rodeo

I wish we could become better strangers

Mediocrates

On my wurst behavior

Just lay that right here

I'll just have the juicy

I need all 4 inches

I may have a touch of the tism

Professional twink

Youll go far

Everything to do

Youre silent treatment is a silent treat

twas the tism mlord

Life if my dad went to therapy

Life if my mom went to therapy

Bad for my mental health

Born to jest forced to joust

Tyrannosaurus wreck

Just doing the bear minimum

Jesus loves you the rest of us don't

I dont believe in humans

I fight men

Woke up again not thrilled

All bite no bark

Lexapro powered baddie

I love this creature the crab

Lets do this before the anxiety kicks in

Born to shit forced to wipe

I blame Barney Hoodie

Negative rizz maximum tizz

At my limit

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